I Think I am Way Funnier Than I am…

I also think I am way more adept at working the internet and cultivating a brand. Truth is, I am kinda all over the place and that’s why I’m here. After over a decade of thinking about it and thinking that I am both over and grossly under qualified, I decided that it doesn’t matter if it’s for the world; it is for me. It probably won’t last forever (hello MySpace) but it will be for now, and sometimes now is all we need.

Squarespace told me that there are “over 1.5 billion websites out there.” That’s like… a lot. Mine currently has no SEO, no products to sell, and hardly anything anywhere. I don’t even know how the contact page works (thanks for the submission, Mom!). But I’m here and here is better than nowhere.